I Did Not Vote For The Goats — Classic Unisex Tee
I Did Not Vote For The Goats — Classic Unisex Tee
You didn't fill out a ballot. Nobody asked your opinion. One day you had a normal life and the next day there were goats. And chickens. And probably some ducks.
This shirt is for everyone who found themselves on a homestead they didn't exactly plan — and made peace with it anyway.
I DID NOT VOTE FOR THE GOATS — because sometimes democracy doesn't apply to livestock decisions.
Featuring a bold campaign-style graphic on the front and the MWGG brand logo on the back. Soft, comfortable, unisex fit. Wear it to the feed store. Wear it to the farmers market. Wear it anywhere people will ask you what it means and give you an excuse to tell the story.
MyWifeGotGoats.com — For everyone who didn't see this coming.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd²).
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing fit.
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching.
- DTG front print with DTF-printed sleeve and inner neck details for crisp graphics.
- Pearlized tear-away label; Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF sleeve prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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