T-Shirt — 'Too Pretty to Trust' Goose Graphic Tee
Too Pretty to Trust: Sebastopol Goose
They look like clouds. They bite like demons.
Sebastopol geese are the most elegant liars in the barnyard — all those gorgeous curls and ruffled feathers, right up until they decide you're too close and it's time for violence.
Vintage ornate design. Honest warning label. Available on soft tees that won't bite back.
From My Wife Got Goats — for people who learned the hard way.
A soft, breathable tee that carries a cheeky, vintage-inspired attitude. The lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton feels smooth against the skin, while the crew neck and classic fit keep the silhouette timeless and easy to layer. Front chest shows a small stacked monogram; the back features a detailed, hand-illustrated swan framed by ornamental flourishes and the phrase “Too Pretty to Trust,” giving the shirt an artful, slightly irreverent vibe. Wear it to slip personality into everyday looks — under a denim jacket, with relaxed jeans, or at a laid-back show — where the graphic does the talking while the fabric stays comfortable all day.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel (4.5 oz/yd²).
- Tubular knit with no side seams for cleaner drape and less waste.
- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching.
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; DTF prints used for sleeve and neck details.
- OEKO-TEX certified with EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced cotton and compliance with safety standards.
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make very durable and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric.
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Bangladesh
DTF sleeve prints
The sleeve prints offered by Print Clever are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment method
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors ; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Do not dryclean; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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